A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband but a girl can visit only once. There are six floors and attributes of men increase every floor. But once you go up, you can't go back down except the exit.
A woman visited the husband store:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord
Floor 2: Men have jobs, love the Lord and love kids
Floor 3: Men have jobs, love the Lord and kids, and good looking
"Wow," the girl said, and she kept going.
Floor 4: Men have jobs, love Lord and kids, good looking and help with the house work
"Oh mercy me, I can hardly stand it" the girl said.
Floor 5: Men have jobs, love the Lord and kids, good looking, help with the house works, and very romantic
She's so tempted to stay but insisted on going to the 6th floor.
Floor 6: YOU ARE VISITOR 4,618, 257. THERE ARE NO MEN IN THIS FLOOR.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT THE HUSBAND STORE. PLEASE WATCH YOUR STEPS AS YOU EXIT THE BUILDING.
Women are just like that. That's why most of them have their ideal man. The perfect guy.
Yeah right.
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